Audrey's Sign

Audrey drew this sign quite awhile ago, and I'm just now getting around to scanning it in. Oh well. It's still a funny story.

Jeromy and I were working on some household projects and the girls were coloring happily. Audrey came to show me her picture:



Yes, that is a yellow line coming down from her crotch with a yellow puddle underneath her feet (you might want to pull up the picture so you can see it better). Um, ya, shocking. She calmly explained her drawing as, "This is me peeing in the garden." So I tried to mask my shocked face and ask her if she drew that because she had done it before. All shifty eyed, "Um, no, Mommy." Whatever. I totally don't believe you. I didn't think this would happen with my daughter!!! I thought that was a boy thing to do! Gross. I gave up pressing her for more information, opting to just not think about it. Ew.

Well she was so proud of her drawing that she asked to make it a necklace and then she and Kierra pretended it was a gold medal and awarded it to each other.